The Moojik Times

Ari

  • 08:45:00 pm on January 11, 2006 | # | 36

    You might have heard the saying,"Ignorance is bliss…"
    …but not to some people who misunderstood facts or worse, DO NOT understand facts at all.

    1) The issue on illegal selling of (pirated) 'anime' VCDs / DVDs.

    • They do not know the difference between the term anime and hentai.
    • Why the concern of a certain genre of illegal publication when you can be concerned with piracy as a whole?

    2) The issue on Black Metal.

    They seem to be biased when it comes to metal music. Slipknot came to Malaysia and did a concert, why not raid that concert? Just because it was a small time gig putting up a genre of music inclining to metal and had the word 'black' some more, means the police can 'makan' is it?

    Ironically, the raid happened shortly after an episode in the ever-so-stupid Gerak Khas featured a bunch of metalheads getting together and get high on drinks and pills. Does that mean Yusoft Hasbeen has a strong influential content in his lame dramas?

    From the article, I understand that the 400 estimated crowd were not detained because of illegal shows but seems that their entertainment was cut short due to the fact that they were believed to have worshipped satan, consumed alcoholic drinks, consumed illegal drugs and committed indecent acts in public.

    • Worship satan:
      WTF? Slipknot is a satanic band, you bloody morons. Why not catch them and put them behind bars? Was it because they managed to pull in thousands of concert-goers and a dozen of sponsors that accumulated hundreds of thousands of revenue?
    • Consumed alcoholic drinks:
      Paul's Place has the goddamn license, idiot!
    • Consumed illegal drugs and committed indecent acts:
      Why don't you go and raid all stupid clubs and sleezy joints in town that you jolly well know that the existence of "ice", "ecstacy" etc.. is obvious? Why don't you catch the illegal prostitutes whom are at large and put them behind bars because they made too many indecent acts in public, in the bush, in the public toilets, in the back alleys etc. etc…?
    • What the hell is wrong about black metal? It is just another kind of music in the heavy metal family. If you think these kinds of music promote sexual indulgence, then why the hell don't you fucking raid a Jazz or Rn'B concert??? Most people chose to play these kinds of music when they make love or have sex or fuck. Then go and do your fucking job in those places where there are Jazz or Rn'B or slow luscious music being played lah! (okay.. I am not suggesting anything, okay!)
    • If something which is illegal can be ambushed even at home eg. taking drugs in one's private room, then why not fucking catch me while I'm blasting the sounds of Deicide or Cannibal Corpse in my room, if that kind of music influence really is banned? Don't be a fucking idiot and allow those music albums to be imported and marketed in the first place! It's similar to: one can sell drugs but the buyer can't do anything with the drugs the buyer bought! Fuck!

    Fucking morons! I hate stereotypes but I can't help but to stereotype powerful authorities whom are governed by political bodies to be idiots.

    I don't want to go into greater detail as I believe Jeff Ooi did a very good write up on the issues and what I am portraying here are just based on my personal opinion.

    Useless fact: Do you know that Ozzy Osbourne, the King of Metal, is very faithful and loving to his wife and kids as opposed to the wild lifestyles of decent looking chaps like Colin Farrell, Vince Vaughn, Jean-Claude Van Damme or even that bitch Error Faz Error?

    3) Some stupid people wishes to ban aerosol sprays because some stupid people got molested amidst the chaotic celebration after the sprays messed up their hair and mascara,… I think. Then, some stupid people blamed the Bangladeshis for touching them body parts while they were blinded by the sprays,… I think. In the end, some not-so-stupid people took the remarks made by some stupid people as racist and the stupid kena hantam liao by the not-so-stupid with racist accusitions. Later some found, some stupid people tried so hard to divert the racist remarks to banning of aerosol foam sprays.

    I also want to join in the stupid fun in being like the stupid and not-so-stupid but I'll call myself not-so-clever, ok?

    If aerosol foam spray are banned, how to mousse up my hair? How to put on my shaving cream to shave? How to kill the cockroaches? Okay that one no foam, so no count… How to spray paint one's stolen bicycle? Oops that one still no foam… errrmm…

    But if the aerosol foam spray is banned, next upcoming celebration, don't care lah which celebration, I am going to bring spray paint and 'ecstatically' spray on fellow 'celebrators' and accidently kena char bors' eyes and then whoever who wants to molest the char bors, attempts to molest. Then I can scold the buggers who molested or attempted the molest and be called hero by the char bors. (Still I am not suggesting anything, hor!)

    .. and then stupid char bor(s) can write another petition to ban spray paints and come the next celebration, another not-so-clever bugger will bring another form of spray and this cycle will never end until all the idiots, the stupid and the not-so-stupid stop acting like as if they are the everest of wisdom.

    4) Lastly, a stupid idiot named Rani called home early in the morning and asked for Dada. I said groggily in my half asleep voice, "She went out already"… Hoping to end the conversation with that idiot.

    But she didn't want to hang up! Instead, insisted to ask the same question.

    May I speak with Ms Suzanna, please?"
    Me: "She went out already…. you are?"
    Rani: "May I speak with Ms Suzanna, please?"
    … dekni automated voice call is it?
    Me: "She went out already… YOU ARE?"
    Rani: "Oh I am Rani. Can you speak up a little cos I can't really hear you…"
    Me: "SHE… WENT… OUT!" I thought she wanted to hang up already.. but
    Rani: "May I know who is this?"
    Me: I wanted to hang up but I felt obligated to answer then… "I'm her brotherrrr" in my Darth Vader voice.
    Me: "Why?"
    Rani: "err.. nothing… thanks"

    After both of us hung up, I kept wondering to myself (suddenly awake already)… How come she, the intruder, can call my home number, demand for me to speak louder, ask who I am, and me, in my half awakeness could still answer her questions but when I, the invaded, asked for a simple why, I was attended to a seemingly innocent 'nothing' that could escape scott free without even having obligations to answer to my question.

    If I'd known better, the conversation would have been like this;

    Rani:"Hello may I speak to Miss Suzanna, please?"
    Me:"Fuck you bitch! You are one self-centered mangkok who only thinks and caters to your big egoistic self!
    *hang up*

    But then, oh well, that is life, perhaps. That is why ignorance is called bliss. If not, that Rani would have gotten the best of my blissful conversing skills. haha…

    Words of the day: Idiot, fucking, fuck, stupid, moron, bloody…
    I am still human. The need to vent dissatisfaction in profound ways is present in me. If you are offended, you belong to the Idiots clan.

     

Comments

  • Faddy 9:51 pm on January 11, 2006 | # | Reply

    haha. i found the "black metal" gig thing hilarious when i read it a few days back. I was like thinking… "Force Vomit.. Black Metal?" and then i went laughing again. Force Vomit is a local band which was due to perform on that fateful day, but tak sempat since the police happily gatecrash the thing.

    Anyway. forcevomit dot com check out their moosik (ala moojik)! Two thumbs up! and check out their opening page too – a parody of the brickfields incident. another round of laughter coming from me.

    the other bands performing also bukan lah black metal seh. slenger nye bapak polisi dah takde keje lain.

  • cheq de blek (macam lagu "fade to black") 10:51 pm on January 11, 2006 | # | Reply

    ketamenyer, muakakkakakakakaka pasal RANI tuhh! kesal dia mendengar sore Darth Vadder kau tu kan! tah tah dia horniiii tu pasall dia soh ko ulang ulang tanyer saper ko.. ahahahahaah.. err tajok lelain tuh nanti jap aku bace ekk.. nak pi makann duluu yahooo! baru balek ompissssssssss

  • Aridewa 11:22 pm on January 11, 2006 | # | Reply

    Faddy:
    I read it on the day itself and I thought I want to blog about it but I decided to wait for some outcome regarding reports and stuff and true enough Jeff did the post mortem on the issue and even gave tips on what to do the next time.

    Force Vomit had been around since my time dah… dah lama dah Abg kenal tu band, kalau tgk muka should be kenal ah…

    They are a great band with nice songs but one thing I don like about their sound is that they sound (could be on purpose, I don’t know) the same album after album.

    CheQ de blekie:
    Lambat kau pulang niari CheQ. Dahlah pi lah berehat aku pon tahu kau penat. Esok pulak nanti kalau tidor lambat sampai kerja terlewat.

    rhyme ah! Correct what?!

  • cheq de blek 11:40 pm on January 11, 2006 | # | Reply

    muakakakakaakaka rhyme sangatlahhhh!! kelass kauu! aku dah makan.. kesian ni ari makan kerak nasik jerk. betuah adek aku. saje nak soh aku kuros!! btw, aku dah bace sumer yang ko taip.. lojik lojik… tak tahan aku pat usop hasbin tuh ahahahhaa

  • Crab 11:48 pm on January 11, 2006 | # | Reply

    Nama Rani mentang2 dia MINACHI, ko bingit dia kacau ko pagi2, cuba nama dia Erra Fazira ke, Maya Current ke, mesti ko suka kan, dia suruh ko bebual kuat2 pun ko buat kan kan kan????

    Mak Birthday Gal

  • Aridewa 12:05 am on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    Kesian kau CheQ makan kerak nasi jer. Abih kau tak pergi beli tu basket robinson peh eskrim? Peduliklah pasal kekurusan… yang penting hari nurani akhlak dan kesihatan jasmani! cheh bah! Usop santorian hasbeen tu dengar mesti offer gua role jadik hero kampung dusun!

    Crab maknyer berstday gal:
    Kalau namaya Maya Karin tu dah lain cerita lah kan?
    Dia nak aku berbual pelan-pelan sampai takder suara pon aku ok go! hahahaha…
    Aku kalau tak dgr dia berbual pon aku ya kan ajer… kahkahkah

  • cheq de blek 12:20 am on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    basket robinsen dah totop tadik. isk kesian aku. ko kalau jadik hero kampong duson, aku saspek memang meletop kebabommmmm lah pilemm tuh!

  • adi 12:55 am on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    ari,
    ha ha ha :)
    they were perfectly enjoyed and being in heaven…

  • far 1:42 am on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    far : hello, may i speak to mr ari please?

    *laughs terkekek-kekek

  • acik 2:27 am on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    hehehe what a wanderfull entry walaupun aku lum baca tapi aku saja nak bodek kau but in reality fact aku dah baca cuma nak tambah sarkasm je. Btw kau cakap rani kot terasa nanti orang yg bernama rani tuh. And tahniah kau dah bebel ngalah mak ngah power!!

  • mOsh 2:37 am on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    yup. aku stuju 100%. Org2 ni kalau pasal nak hentam metal ke apa ke main tangkap muat jer. Buat study ckit. Aku pun dengar black metal gak.Tapi taklah minum darah ke apa. And I choose what band to listen, bukan main hentam jer. Eh..marah lak aku ni.Ko membangkitkan emo aku la Ari. Betul,musik hiphop n rnb (raba n belai) tu lagi banyak unsur kelucahan terang-terangan kat lyric2. Tak banned pun.I got nothing against rnb,jazzor anything,in fact i listen to em too. But its so true that some people,for the sake of their so called good reputation and their otakkayuyang nak nama naik, suke suke ati maktiri dorang label orang sembah setan.

    and slamat ari raya ari!

  • xia xuay 10:57 am on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    If you continue to blog like this kan..kan..tak lame lagi kau akan lebih popular or err notorious dari aku…

  • fullfilth 12:20 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    bila orang2 yg tak faham musik bercakap tentang musik … begitulah jadinya …

  • Aridewa 12:20 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    cheq de blek:
    meletop kebabom musnah hancur berderai bankrupt atau
    meletop maut boks ofis tu atau
    meletop action package adventurous saturday night fever?

    adi:
    apa yang ‘perfectly enjoyed and being in heaven?‘ aku teringat labu labi pulak… “I don know I am going to hell or goin to heaven…

    far:
    mr ari: *suara radio dj malam macho giler* “yes hello.. mr ari speaking… may i know who’s that on the line?

    acik:
    which part yg kau nak sarcastic kat aku nih? u tells me! u tells me!
    Dan apa pasal kau ak kena membodek pulak? u tells me! u tells me!
    Yang rani nak terasa apa hal? bukannya dia kenal dada…

    lastly, aku tanak jadik mak ngah! aku nak jadi mok teh! Ada POWER!

    mOsh:
    Aku mmg ska membangkit emo kau mOsh! hahaha… first time aku baca interpretation org, rnb = raba dan belai…

    dan kenapa kau punya spacing koyak ha? kau type dalam gelap pakai laptop eh?
    dan aku agree dgn kau seratus peratus tentang yg kau cakap pasal dari mula hingga akhir.

    Selamat ari raya, mOsh!

    khas buat xia xuay chi bai:

    tak sangka kau tahu cakap melayu.

    sekiranya kau itu dia (bukan utk yg tulis di atas tetapi utk identiti yg sebenar):

    …aku takkan jadi seterkenal kau kerana aku tak terkilankan perhatian seperti kau.

    hanya situs2 yang mempengaruh dan jahanam dengan pendapat2 yang cetek lagi kosong mcm pendirian kau yang aku pandang jelek dan jijik akan menjadi semasyhur dengan apa yg kau kecapi.

    bukan kerana kau bijak, bukan kerana kau comel atau cantik.

    aku takkan mengkeji kehadiran kau kerana setiap yg ada mungkin ada sebab untuk ada.

    Aku akan suka pendapat dan diri kau sekiranya engkau kurang mengkeji tanpa asas dan kurang memandang rendah terhadap lain dan kurang berlagak sepertu kaulah yang terpandai dan termulia.

    aku paling jaki jika pendapat yang cetek disorak ramai dibandingkan dengan pendapat yang membina dan bersebab.

    Selain dari itu, aku lebih senang dengan sesiapa yang hadir di sini membaca setiap ayat dan memahami akan maksud yang ingin aku sampaikan dari yang berkunjung sekadar menjengok-jengok celah kehidupan aku sekiranya ada yang akan menghiburkan geli hati mereka.

    Memang hak ramai untuk memilih siapa dan apa untuk dikunjung atau dilihat dan selalu juga aku bertanya kenapa kau yang begitu aku pandang jelek dari segi minda boleh mempengaruhi ramai yang boleh buat kau puas.

    antara yang aku luah selama ini mungkin buruk juga dari pandangan lain.

    atau mungkin kaulah kemuliaan yang sejati.

    tetapi di benak degil pemikiran aku, tetap kau aku ludah…

    dengan kahak yang pekat lagi berlendir, akan aku sembur ke muka kau yang bersalut lukisan tebal setiap kali kau fikir yang lain lebih bodoh dan hina dari diri kau yang aku pandang serupa!

  • Aridewa 12:23 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    fullfilth:
    …seperti aku yang tak fahamkan apa yang aku bicarakan,
    mmg bengang jugak jadinya…

    *salam*

  • Saila 12:57 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    relax k, ari.

    I pity that Rani if she really gets your blissful conversing skills LOL!

    As for the black metal thing, I dunno much but I kinda agree on the piracy thing tho. Very true. Sometimes people r juz too concerned with small little things that they forget about the whole big picture!

    Suddenly reminded of your parody interview when hafiz said…”Stop piracy ah stop piracy…”
    LOL! that really cracked me up! melekat you…

  • Adek 1:03 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    Abang, relink me ok? Ive moved. whee!

  • lunacy 1:41 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    i sey man! so kira yg ch.8 showed mlm2 pompan sitting on the bed wearing a low cut and short nities sambil pose “punggung jack” tu bukan anime lah eh?

  • AbG Ari Ajilie 2:19 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    Adek:
    This is the, ok I’ve lost count on the number of times you changed addy… hahaha
    updated already!

    Lunacy:
    ITULAH ANIME!

    anime tu cartoon Lun… hentai tu yang kotor sikit… nak tengok example apa tu hentai, click lah di link ini dan nikmati background design beliau.

  • bren 2:29 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    I’m pretty tired of the aerosol spray can issue. The issue I’m more concerned about now is When Will The Rain Ever Stop?

  • Aridewa 3:03 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    bren:

    The rain will stop when i stop singing… haha…

    it’s the monsoon season lah what we can we do?…

  • xia xuay 3:06 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    Aku kan budak mensa (menses kot) jadi mesti lah berlagak semacam. Orang sume bodoh ape..aku lah yg terpandai sekalik…pathetic kan..

  • lunacy 3:25 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    i know lah anime but hentai tu apa eh?? nanti kat rumah i check that link ok ari. my sista menjerit bila i cakap pasal hentai hehehe sajer nak tease me lah tu. i told her to read ur blog! bley gitu?

    *gosh sejuk ar kat sini.. ada snow ke kat luar tuu?*

  • cheqish 5:16 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    pelem akan meletop kebabom krane boks ompis lah ape lagik! kau kan star gitu! ahahahahahahaah. wahhh ludahan pekat kau pade Xiaxuay tuh sunggoh syahduuuu ekekekekeke.

  • Aridewa 5:40 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    Saila:
    sorry missed you out pulak..
    tgh relaks nih. saja jer kecoh kecoh hhahaha…
    and why suddenly Hafiz?? why???

    xia xuay:
    (take note eh yang watever aku type nih bukan untuk kau tapi untuk si cingchongpeng yg asli tu k so jgn amik hati ye)

    aku pun budak mensa jugak. MEN in SExy Attire… MENSA!

    Lunacy:
    Awat ur sis menjerit pulak? baru hentai belom lagi benda lain…

    Ha nanti kau balik, kau cari meaning hentai tu dan kau surf sama2 dgn ur sis to this site. Ur sis how young? takot nanti content aku terlalu mencarot pulak… maklomlah ada yang pernah tersinggung dgn cara perbualan aku kat sini..

    cheqish:
    star karat shit ada lah… tapi kalau box ofis kan, aku akan hadiahkan kau tiket wayang cerita yg aku act tu khas utk kau cheq! hahaha… mcm mana punya besar ajer ehk?

    as for that ludahan,
    memang begitulah apa yang aku rasa terhadap depa! Gua spit sama dia punya akhlak!

  • jeela 6:22 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    Ari kau ni kan kelakar kan …of course lah aku tahu…..cam aku ni bingai sangat tak pepaham ….

  • Ari 6:45 pm on January 12, 2006 | # | Reply

    Hahahaha…

    aku tahu kau tahu…
    cuma aku takot ada yg tak tahu aku pi bebel membabi buta dgn org tak bersalah…

    sebab tu ah…

    xia xuay kemoneng…

    xia xuay kemoneng…

    xiaaa xuaaay kemoneng…

    [insert next line prease! aku tak tahu!]

  • lunacy 9:05 am on January 13, 2006 | # | Reply

    dun worry, my sis dah ova 21. anyway she took anime study masa kat uni..*alamak smlm balik lupa nak check pasal hentai* takpe leave it to wkend biar lebih haffening!!

  • cheq swa swey kemoneng 3:41 pm on January 13, 2006 | # | Reply

    uish tak hapal yang last!

    swaaa sweyy kemoneng
    swaaa sweyyy kemonengg
    swaaaa sweyyyy kemonengggg
    ISTIMEWA RAJAAAAAAAAAAAA treng teng teng tenggggg (munyik mujik dia!)

    kau kalu dah glemer, jangan lope aku. ko lope aku, aku bako pelem kau!

  • Ari 5:03 pm on January 13, 2006 | # | Reply

    Lun:
    Oh kalau dah besar tu takper lah… ingatkan masih young and dangerous…
    Kat universiti pon ada anime study? wah… kalau aku teros i never study…

    CheQ swa swey kemoneng:
    Aku hafal cuma lupa taoi aku tahu ada word raja kat dalam tu ah…

    Hahaha… takkan lah aku boleh melupakan kau CheQ… sungguh payah untuk ku melupakan muuuuu…

  • Chuang Shyue Chou 10:18 am on January 16, 2006 | # | Reply

    Shutting down what they perceive as black metal. Doh!

    Besides, what is so wrong about black metal? And I wonder if there is anything in their constitution or law that bans black metal?

  • Aridewa 12:29 pm on January 16, 2006 | # | Reply

    CSC:
    That is the problem. Nothing stated anywhere about Black Metal being banned.

    And I wonder if they know the existence of DEATH metal! hahaha..

  • Chuang Shyue Chou 2:50 pm on January 16, 2006 | # | Reply

    For that matter, I wonder if they have read Anton LaVey’s ‘The Satanic Bible’, ‘The Satanic Rituals’ or Aleister Crowley’s ‘Book of Lies’ or other occult books. And if these volumes are banned.

  • Ari 11:35 pm on January 16, 2006 | # | Reply

    That’s quite a handful of information if they do want to really fill their staff with wider knowledge of the ‘otherside’ and entertainment associated with satan and the occults alike.

    Many books are banned here locally and across the border and if books like the wrong teachings of certain religions can be tracked and banned from marketing openly, I believe those collection has slim chances to be approved by the relevant authorities.

    Knowing much will help as much and knowing less may make you seem helpless.

  • cheq 10:25 pm on January 20, 2006 | # | Reply

    ahahahah sebab imejku terlalu besarr untok dilupakan kekekekeekek

  • Ari 10:44 am on February 2, 2006 | # | Reply

    what do you mean by besar? Aku confused!!!


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