Blogmarathon: Anakmelayu.com TV Bersama Fizah

March 20, 2006 by Ari

Aku dulu main Anakmelayu.com. Time tu korang kecik lagik. Bulu pon belum lebat lagik macam kuching aku punya sekarang. Di dalam Anakmelayu.com aku dapat kenal dengan ramai lagi budak-budak taik, budak-budak tapered, kakak-kakak perek, mak-mak kain, abang-abang lobang, mat-mat motor, adik-adik, saudara-mara, kawan sekolah, kawan kerja, kawan pancing dan macam-macam kerenah dan tabiat, you all just name it, aku dah chat, dah jumpa dah dengan semua.

Ada yang jujur dan ikhlas, ada yang macam sial penipu dan ada yang ikhlas dan berterus-terang lagi yang dorang cuma nak ‘one or a few nights or days stands’ ajer. Maklumlah melayu kan tak mampu nak check-in hotel-hotel mewah untuk mengotek, dan kat rumah mak bapak tak berapa understanding, so dalam siang tepi tangga pun jadilah, kan?

Korang jangan nak fikir yang aku ni semua main hambut tak kira dunia, ok, aku mix around dengan budak drug tak semestinya aku amik dadah, aku mix dengan budak jam, tak semestinya aku jual jam, aku mix around dengan Kak Lis, tak semestinya dia aku gilis, kan? So… coming back to the topic about Anakmelayu.com yang dah makin lama makin tak senonoh pasal kambing biri-biri hitam (black sheep lah!) beberapa, rosak satu guni bulu.

Kutuk pun kutuk, tapi aku kutuk pun ada puji nya, beb. Since the day aku join sampai sekarang, gradually, aku ada nampak improvements. Not vast but slow and steady. Now they have credit e-comm platform, merchandise sales, blogging space, improved engine and what caught my attention was this Anakmelayu.com TV. Dulu aku pernah nampak dorang interview people here and there and showcase local celebrities or talents but the unique thing for now is that, this particular portal for malays in general has their own resident host! Her name is Fizah.

Hence the title is AnakMelayu.com TV Bersama Fizah.

Ok, all is good, all is well and I was still impressed until the short teaser trailer streamed for about almost a minute or lesser for the upcoming Anugerah Planet Muzik ‘06. Apparently anakmelayu.com is planning to grab a story behind the scenes with your favourite stars during that event. But to me pelik betul lah… nama domain anakmelayu.com. Nama show “Anakmelayu.com TV Bersama Fizah”. So I thought it was going to be in malay lah kan? Oh I was wrong lah beb. She was speaking speakong like a “Yes, Let’s have tea in British”.

Why the hell you name your show in malay if you want to host it in english? Mengapa kau pi letak tajuk dalam melayu tetapi disampaikan dalam bahasa inggeris? Wei shen me ni men fang ni men de… ok you get it kan? Why?

Tak sedap ke berbual dalam melayu kalau tajuknya dah melayu? Dalam english lebih viewers eh? Do not judge me wrongly here. I have no issues with them having web showcases in english or any other languages as long as they stick to their ‘branding plan’. I understand anakmelayu.com is managed by a few youngsters and they are earning very little profit compared to the thousands of sign-ups from users online, with monthly subscriptions a must to enjoy full facilities of the portal, but I still do think they should either change their showcase title to english if they are going to host it in english and vice-versa if they choose to present in malay.

Anyway, I wouldn’t be too concerned about the whole issue if not for how Fizah sounded. Somehow she sounded trying too hard to speaking speakong. Alah susah sangat berbual melayu sudahlah… tengok aku ni entry pun tunggang langgang bahasa. Oh ya! Do up subdomains for the god dammit web casts also, can? Like tv.anakmelayu.com or something..

Tukar ajer show korang tu jadi “TV.AnakMelayu.com: Gerek Peh Show Every Show!” Ada melayu, ada english, ada singlish. Tak ke catchy?!

Posted in Entertainment, Irritants, Malays, Melayu, Singapore, Wicked Society | 38 Comments

38 Responses

on March 20, 2006 at 7:37 am | Reply Linda NJ

e’eh. anakmelayu. masih hidup benda ni eh? hahaha.
oh, i remember taim saya subscribe ker anakmelayu. Time tu korang kecik lagik. Bulu pon belum lebat lagik macam kuching ari punya sekarang.

i quitted anakemlayu, becos i met wif too many ppl shitheads. not literally met lah kan. u noe,juz got acquainted. there were those who bugged for my mobile number wen i clearly stated in my profile that i dun do mobile number exchanges. there were those who gave ridiculously too many virtual kisses.oh, and the more daring ones like: “let’s have fun, no strings attached.” “my fiancee’s not giving it to me. and i am a very frustrated man” “bibir you blablabla”, u noe those kind of bullshit.

so one day, i tot, i’ve had enuf. i brought all my pictures down, i changed the nick. and Linda NJ has ceased to exost from the anakmelayu world.

oh, ada perasan tak yg dorang nyer joke of the day, tak tukar-tukar for YEARS lah siaaaaaaaaaak! balik balik pasal kentot.

apa sajerrrrrr.
on March 20, 2006 at 7:39 am | Reply Linda NJ

and i meant exist*
on March 20, 2006 at 8:48 am | Reply Wanang Sri Lela Wangsa

Anak melayu is ok. Idea is there. Those subscribers are shit.
on March 20, 2006 at 9:01 am | Reply Sick and Tired

I am sick n tired of dat stupid anakmelayu website! Nobody 1 2 chat up with me I dunno why. I give virtual kiss, stickynote 2 peeps also dey never reply 2 me one. dats y i don go der anymo n i hate anakmelayu.com and the people in der!

Dey oni talk 2 peeps who r “good-looking & funky”! People wif paspot picture dey ignored!
on March 20, 2006 at 10:01 am | Reply Trina

hmmmm i used to have an account in anak melayu u knw. but i think i still have it there.. grrrr u’re right! u can find anybody right under the moon! hahahah and u knw wat.. wats up with this anakmelayu.com dalam versi english! chetttttt!! no wonder i tak suka watch suria! gini ah! yg ada trying hard to be a celebrity wannabe! heheheh
on March 20, 2006 at 10:27 am | Reply nora

aku pung tak tau pasal anakmelayu.com exist..yg last aku aktif – “TELEVIEW” .. (geng2 pung tak macam bebudak “hanyut” skrg hehe)
on March 20, 2006 at 10:36 am | Reply Doink

Hahaha, mengingatkan aku kembali ke zaman kegemilangan update collage pat AnakMelayu. Oh ya.. aku pon dulu ahli kelab AnakMelayu jugak tapi disebabkan terlalu banyak sangat karenah nak dilayan tapi kesuntukan masa untuk melayan akhirnya aku bersaralah jadi pelayan sticky note & virtual kiss. Yang jadi tugu peringatan sampai sekarang cumalah EZlink card AM yang aku sanggup beli sebelum aku bersara.
on March 20, 2006 at 11:01 am | Reply Saila

I know I have an account in there too somewhere. If only I could remember what my login and password were. LOL
on March 20, 2006 at 11:10 am | Reply ainynn

time dolu² ada jugak account tapi i think that was like eons ago? don’t really fancy cuma nak tengok what the hype was all about back then.

you brought up a good point. contradicting, don’t you think?
on March 20, 2006 at 11:12 am | Reply Mary

aper? Anakmelayu.com? mcm pernah dengar aje kan Linda? hehehhe…okaylah i cut to the crap. Gue nyer nombor is: kosong satu enam nam tiga sembilan dua lima dua lapan. kapische?
ARIgato!
on March 20, 2006 at 11:29 am | Reply Pujangga Malam

Aku masuk AM pasal nak jumpa teman2 lama dan nak jalinkan persahabatan semula yg telah diragut waktu. Dan kat dlm sana lah aku terjumpa ChiefStoinker, teman seperjuangan aku di padang bola / gelanggang bola jaring (dulu takde gelanggang bolasepak jalanan) di sekolah menengah dulu. Muahahahah…

Aku masih lagi subscribe kat sana tapi sekadar kasi komen dan maintain persahabatan yg aku jalinkan ngan teman2 yg aku pernah buat kawan kat dlm sana. Aku agree itu tempat memang byk budak2 taik, anak2 strawberry dan mcm2 lagi. Kalau ada diantara korang yg tgk keterangan peribadi aku, korang mesti tak byk soal. Tapi aku heran ada sesetgh dolmat msg dan mintak aku intro. Apa??? Tak cukup ke keterangan peribadi yg aku kasi??? Kalau aku kata bodoh tak terima…

Yg tak henti2 kasi VK lagi aku tak paham. Apa faedahnya ada benda alah ni??? Cuma menggalakkan sikap mentel sesama sendiri… Aku cuma suka SN aje. Itupun ada had beberapa abjad aje. Harbol betul… Ingat ni sistem SMS kapa???

AMTV pada aku satu langkah yg baik. Memang betul kalau slanga tu nak dibuat2, lagi baik bebual Melayu aje kerana aku menyampah org yg nak berslanga tapi pada masa yg sama terkial2 nak fikirkan apa yg ingin diperbualkan ataupun perkataan yg ingin disebut. Walaupun moda komunikasi seharian kita dicampur aduk dengan Inggeris dan Melayu, ia tak bermaksud rancangan santai harus diterap dengan bahasa rojak yg kita praktikkan.

Lagi satu yg aku kurang senang dengan pihak AM dan aku pernah bersuara tapi tiada tindak balas ialah promosi kelab Tunnel yg dibuat oleh mereka. Pada aku sekadar nak promosi ke kelab tersebut memang tak jadi masalah tapi janganlah sampai promosikan berapa harga air kencing setan yg diorg jual kat sana. Ini dah kira bersubahat untuk merosakkan lagi anak2 Melayu / Islam kita yg sememangnya ramai yg aku tgk dah songsang. Sebagai pelopor untuk menyatukan remaja2 dan belia2 Melayu, aku kecewa pihak AM tidak memikirkan aspek negatif yg mungkin mereka sampaikan dan sekaligus menggalakkan kepada remaja2 kita yg sesungguhnya ingin mencuba sesuatu yg baru. Maklumlah yg terlarang itu godaan…

Gitulah kaedahnya rasa ketidak-puasan ku terhadap portal kenal-kenal ini… Cuma sekadar luahan peribadi… Dan aku bangga aku berbual dalam bahasa ibunda walaupun ada cacat cela dari segi susunan bahasa dan prosa…
on March 20, 2006 at 12:24 pm | Reply Linda NJ

hahahahhah! marrrrryyy!!! i TOTALLY forgot abt him and anakmelayu!
hahhahhah. thanks eh for reminding. chet. =/
on March 20, 2006 at 1:14 pm | Reply Suraya

Kill it, Kill it now!

My husbands friends use that as a hunting ground. NASTY.

LoL
on March 20, 2006 at 1:48 pm | Reply Wanang Sri Lela Wangsa

Intro? VK? SN?

Memang yang mintak intro tu semua bodoh!

Kalau tak nak exchange numbers/jumpa, diaorg cakap kita sombong. Padahal kita pon nak screen meka-meka yang tak sehaluan ngan kita. Maklomlah seperti yang komen
komen yang lain, ramai nak jadikan pompan baik jambu ke tak jambu, tempat membuang air yang dah lama bertakong kat dalam badan mereka.

Urrgghh! Aku venci AM. Byk lelaki kat dalam adalah pisau cukur. Ada yang perasan hensem mcm aku. Ada jugak pompan yang diaorg rasa diaorg lah yang terfunky dlm dunia maya itu. Ada jugak yang perasan jambu mcm aku. Ada jugak posing posing merepek meraban, konon lawa sangat lah tu.

Aku pon dah resign, cuma gambar masih kat dlm. Aku pon malas nak keluarkan gambar. Sampai sekarang pon ada jugak yang kasi VK, SN dll. Aku tak subscribe so buat apa aku nak balas. Bodoh peh sewel tu semua orang.

P.S : Byk nah aku kutok orang. Nampak sangat aku ni sour grape aka sore loser aka minah jeles.
on March 21, 2006 at 9:40 am | Reply Chuang Shyue Chou

Is she your girlfriend?
on March 21, 2006 at 12:02 pm | Reply RiN

SAYA SOKONG!!!!

lolz.

teringat time main anakmelayu dulu. *reminiscing*
on March 21, 2006 at 1:40 pm | Reply Kak Lis

CSC : WHAT? Is that supposed to be a joke?The girl featured in this entry, Fizah, is definitely NOT his girlfriend. Since she was already exposed as someone who tried too hard in his opinion, I believe she is not his type. Thank you for your kind attention.
on March 22, 2006 at 7:47 pm | Reply Ms.NiS

I believe that I was one of those people that had chatted with you at Anakmelayu. Though hope I’m not classified as those bad ones! Haha.

Lama dah tak datang sini. Mcm dah lost touch gitu! U still remember me tak? Lol.

Anakmelayu. Haha. Started playing ever since it was free until lah sampai kena subscribe. I think I’m user Number 523. Lol. However, now, dah tak kuasa nak log in lagi. Berlambak orang SN n VK tapi, see no point in replying.

However, memang AM dah improve tremendously. But too bad, the subscribers spoilt AM. Too many sex-deprived males. Too many “easy” women.

But those provocative photos are fun to look at though. Lol.
on March 23, 2006 at 2:21 am | Reply Aridewa

Linda NJ:
Very good experience shared there… and I really thought exost is a word. hahaha… nolah, gue tau lu typo, although it took me quite a while to figure that out before you clarified.

Wanang Sri Lela Wangsa:
Hey Wanang, long time no see you. Where have you been, man?

Sick and Tired:
Maybe you should put up more pictures? With motorbikes, or guitars, or cars perhaps? hahaha..

Trina:
How come all of a sudden Suria come into the picture? But I totally agree on the wannabe part. So what was your account in AM again?

nora:
You mean SBC Text eh? kan? kan? kan? Teletext? Teleview tu apa?

Doink:
Collage! Fuh Yoh! Teringat ehk… kesiannn…
And you bought the EZlink? Tengok tengok… nak nengok!!!

Saila:
So what’s your nick in AM?

ainynn:
It is very contradicting. And not focused. They should make it selamba and spontan! Macam how I am writing sekarang. Biar cepalang asalkan tak kepalang! betol?

Mary:
Marygato! Akan aku save… Nanti when I come down to KL again i’ll SN you ok? hehe..

Pujangga Malam:
Wah! I like long replies! Saya suka benor komen memanjang…

Dan apa-apa yang kau cakap tu aku agree especially part profile yang berjela tapi dorang punya introduction is asking ask to intro… Apa ke pelik lah tu pulak… and VK is really a waste of time. Might as well start straight kan?

Linda NJ:
Who him? *yes aku kepoh dan same goes to you all too cuma korang takot nak tanya… huhuhu*

Suraya:
Tak baik cakap gitu pasal husband’s friends.. as long as they are single why not? Not married? Why not? Hunting for a perfect soulmate maybe… hehe..

Wanang Sri Lela Wangsa:
Banyak sangat mengutuk tak bagus tau. Nanti Tuhan marah!

Chuang Shyue Chou:
Nope and what makes you think she is? Why? What? I need to know…

RiN:
Dulu tu bila? ahah!

Kak Lis:
Wah so defensive, possessive and protective. Very good. Tonight I give you surprise gift! But what is wrong with her you think she is not my type? ahah!

Ms.NiS:
Of I remember you!

“Too many sex-deprived males. Too many “easy” women.”
Interesting right that place? So which provocative photos are you referring to? Examples? Passing ah!
on March 24, 2006 at 10:02 am | Reply nora

hehehe…bermakna u dunno “TELEVIEW” existed..it was run under “SINGTEL”.There used to be one of the “teleview” booth at Taka opp delifrance.2nd floor.It was sumthing like “TELETEXT” tapi more interesting.AFter that it was replaced by “Singnet” after Pacific Internet started their own “internet”hosting.Then baru this IRC thingy “appeared”…and any other stuffs…
on March 25, 2006 at 8:02 am | Reply Aridewa

nora:
Seriously I am lost on Teleview… Maybe timing kita jauh. Perhaps Acik, Nancy, Jeela, Jalal might know what is Teleview… and it’s even earlier than IRC! Fuh yoh! This is what I call “Old School”!! Respect, beb!
on March 25, 2006 at 6:02 pm | Reply Kak Lis

mcm mana lah orang bangsa lain tak suka orang melayu. seperti di atas : lepas lempar batu, sembunyikan tangan. Gaya tulis mcm orang lelaki, tapi sayang, kalau betollah lelaki, hmmm.. penakot ehk? kesian ehk?

Ari: mungkin dia malu ke… relax kak Lis ni semua boleh ajak berunding.
on March 25, 2006 at 1:08 pm | Reply Mambang Pink

nak tahu apsal dia bebual english?

*dia peh suka ah*

hurhurhur.. anyway, there’s no right or wrong way to deliver a message as long as everyone understands. Bukan macam satu-satunya channel pat TV yang bebual baku.. tu lagik aku tak faham.. coz in reality, everyone i know is more confortable to converse in english+malay socially. Unless pat rumah ataupon bebual ngan nenek gua pat kampong. For as long as i can remember AM has always been about english+malay+minglish..

AM advertises tunnel..
sokkabar advertises club dangdut..
dua-dua jual arak..
amacam?

Ari: At first kau cakap there’s no right or wrong abih lepas tu kau komen kau macam tak feveret kalau dibual baku. mana satu nih? Decide lah. As for the arak thing, aku tak comment pasal tunnel atau dangdut kat suratkhabar yang tetiba kau masuk topic apa hal?
on March 25, 2006 at 1:10 pm | Reply mr.Random

hi..

first of all.. fizah has already appeared in a few suria and ch5 programs.. she is a MassComm graduate who has proficiency in english unlike some people here..

secondly if u wish to say comments about AnakMelayu on how the site has lost its branding.. what about this blog u are in? UNIQUELY MALAY EXCLUSIVELY TYPICAL?? hahahah wat the f*ck is that???? i f*ckin crack up the f*cking moment i read dat piece of shit.. wow that slogan is soooo MALAY-ish!! thumbs up my man, u’ve done us proud…

AnakMelayu is a billingual site.. hmm i reckon u should stop criticising anything MALAY related as its bad for everyone out there..

why cant u talk about somethign else like.. dont u get fed up when Chinese Commercials are aired on Ch5? talk about that.. or.. everywhere when u read a sign its just English, Chinese and Indian translation.. wheres the malay one?

well you are a good writer, just have bad topics…

Ari: Mr. Random, adakah kau big boss google.com?

I don’t give a damn what her credentials are or what qualifications she attained because I merely commented on the way she sounded. It was just too plastic and very the minah nak action bobal omputeh.

As for THIS (or rather that) blog that I am (was) in, it was around for quite sometime and furthermore it still remains a personal web log with little traffic who doesn’t care less what I wrote. I chose a Malay-ish tagline because I am a malay who is proud of being Malay but not proud of the stereotyped malay society that we have to live with.

And I also reckon that you shut your gap about telling me what to do because I believe opinions help. If people like you are going to remain in this mentality about not accepting other people’s views then it is perhaps worse for everyone out there.

And quit complaining about stuff you don’t get when the chances are there for us to grab. Rather than complain about channel 5 or 8 making a fortune with good advertising sales and returns, I would rather bitch and whine about how suria sucks big time. If you have proof to what you have to complain about the signs, I suggest you rant it out at your own space and perhaps we can have a healthy discussion there instead.

As for your final line, I think it’s the opposite. Topics are always there for everyone to suggest or write, it’s the comments that make the difference as to how hot or good the topic is.
on March 27, 2006 at 9:46 am | Reply Chuang Shyue Chou

I'm just disturbing you. Heheheheh.

Ari: heheheh… I guessed it!
on March 27, 2006 at 10:49 am | Reply zeela

Tis fizah, is she one of the mc for this year APM?
And ari, i do not know what is Teleview:)

Ari: Nolah. The APM hostess, I mean, MC is very cute (the Indon one). She usually hosts "By Request" in RCTI. Fizah, Lis told me is the actress wearing white nerdy framed specs in Erlin Montel. The one that Acik condemn all the way. hahaa.. And I was just disturbing you about the teleview lah.. huhuhu..
on May 23, 2006 at 3:44 pm | Reply yanni11blog

I had never join anak melayu and I hated anakmelayu.com. i think it sucks. friendster is better.
on May 24, 2006 at 8:32 am | Reply Ari

I never had a friendster account because at that point of time when I saw my sister surfing friendster, it was so damn bloody super duper slow.

anyway I am not active in chatrooms or community so everything seemed the same to me.
on July 26, 2006 at 5:34 pm | Reply Fizah

hiye…
wOw…
i kinda bumped intO this site by accident…
didnt nOe it existed…
didnt nOe in my whOle life i’d ever be a tOpic Of discussiOn =P
hmm…
actually…
im quite tickled…
nOt even disparaged by yOur entry..=)
everyOne is entitled tO their Own OpiniOns…
hOwever..
as my defence…
my malay had never been fantastic..
i am nOt ashamed tO say i am mOre cOmfOrtable wit my english…
unfOrtunately..
a lOt Of peOple have prOblems with that…
i am sOrry if my deliverance did nOt suit the preference Of yOu guys whO visit Or used tO visit Anakmelayu.com…
it was my virgin attempt at hOstin fOr a malay site..
and i guess i had cOme Off as a disappOintment…=P
my sincere apOlOgies…
as fOr the site itself…
i believe there’s mOre tO it than wat u guys think..
but then again…
yOu all are entitled tO yOur Own OpiniOns..
i guess that’s abt it…
btw…
i think u’ve gOt a gd thing gOin here…
sO keep it up…=)

signin Off,
Fizah
on July 26, 2006 at 6:02 pm | Reply Kak Lis

Nice try on being indifferent and unaffected. Well, I’m entitled to my opinions, right?

Oh yeah, your comments are hard to read because of the cApS. eLimiNaTe tHE cApS fOr beTtEr rEadiNG, aS iT wiLL hElp oTherS tO uNdErStand YouR cOnTeNTs betTeR.

Welcome to Moojik!

Ari : Sorry, ter-being your welcomer.. sorry my english no good nor is my malay.
on July 26, 2006 at 6:16 pm | Reply Ari

Is Nor is my malay happen to be your relative??

Hi Fiza!!!
Salamat Datang to moojik! Don’t be naughty. Take care and stay chirpy ok!
on July 28, 2006 at 11:32 pm | Reply Fizah

hey..
Kak Lis…
it’s juz my O’s that are big..
nO actual randOm caps if yOu nOe what i mean..
it’s a habit..
sOrry..
*wink*

And Ari…
yOu take care tOo..
maybe i’ll c u arOund..
read that yOu alsO live arOund my area…
haha…

Ok bye.
on September 25, 2006 at 3:32 pm | Reply Ocot Ocot

korang semue go-blog?
on September 25, 2006 at 4:41 pm | Reply Kak Lis

Kelakar ka pah?
on September 26, 2006 at 5:55 am | Reply Ari

Duh!
on March 20, 2007 at 7:41 am | Reply dmarco07

Kat atas macham bagus aje… Podah mariekkkkk!!
on May 7, 2007 at 3:23 pm | Reply LLLL

HAI APA KHABAR SEMUA KAT SANA??
on May 7, 2007 at 3:25 pm | Reply ATA

PERIKSA DAPAT NOMBER APA??

oky byeeee