Ari
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04:49:12 am on May 9, 2006 | # |
I've seen many many bloggers updating on their site which keywords bring visitors to their site and these many many posts about keywords that we surfers chose, to find results, pretty much amazed me all the time.
Well, I had my fun times looking for results when I googled for out-of-fun terms like: Most Handsome Man in Singapore, which at some point ranked StevenLim.Net at number 1 in Google.
If you happen to look for a Cool Malay Dude, you are looking at it (him), although this malay guy, yours truly, who doesn't like to be addressed as dude is only a position away from being the most important malay male in Google as well as being the second most sexy malay babe. And hot news! I am the most gorgeous malay girl also. Woohooo! Visitors will be in for a treat the moment my page loads.
I know you must have had your own weird terms that you encountered in your stats based on referrers coming from search engines. And based on the most popular search engine, Google, here are some choice of word sets people use that happen to make them click to The Moojik Times. (search engine results (#) are based on date of post)
singapore malay babes: #1
I recommend you hotmalaygirls.com if you are looking for so-called 'hot' girls who thinks they are hip or a true hot malay babe would be an Indonesian playmate, Tiara Lestari. She has a blog: TiaraLestari.blogspot.com. If not, there is always Izzati. Ok private joke, my bad. But not this site, man. Once in a while I might post a picture or two whom I might find hot or sexy but if you are looking for tonnes of pictures of malay girls or at least malay looking or even more than just pictures, try hiperseks.gorgeous malay girl: #1
You looking for meeeee??? *blink blink act cute smile wide wide*"men are just better": #1
As I said, I know….malay hunk: #2
What?!! What do you mean I am not at number ONE?cute malay guy:#2
What?! Number 2 again??singapore typical men clothing: #2
I didn't know that Moojik is into fashion and men's wear… Perhaps it's only typical that men who blog in singapore are into clothing stuff?sunat pics: #3
Sunat means circumsize in malay. Some people have weird fetish. Ok, given the benefit of all doubts, that person could be a doctor looking for references. But I don't have any sunat pictures for you, man, although I can post some shots of mine which of course none of you would like to see. "Bananarama!" ok sorry private humour again. My bad.band baru indon: #3
"Band baru indon" or translated as "Indonesia's new band" which I named Fanta Kika 4 is definitely a new band that'll get famous… when they decide to exist.cerita horny: #3
Cerita horny = Horny stories! Welcome to Moojik. Please cum again!munaji: #14
For the record, this is not Munaji's blog and if you don't know who is Munaji, it's about time you find out!flickr shared porn pictures: #9
Let me give you a tip, you long-winded not straight to the point bandwith eating person whoever you are, if you are looking for porn in flickr, you type flickr.com in your address bar and once you are at its main page, you can search for whatever you want. Okay?things that you hate about yourself / to those who hate me: #3 / #10
How depressing can people get?malay guy in chinese girl perspective: #3
Yesss, haow can I helped chew?"multiple orgasms" many reply: #59
…and you expect at the 6th page of the search result, the search engine can understand your query is it?More leading to "My Malay Is Not So Good" Entry…
do malays like chinese girls: #1
Are you malay or chinese, guy or girl, because I have different sets of answers for them.chinese malay mix blog: #1
You are at the wrong place. By parentage, I am not even malay. By heritage I am still not malay. By NRIC, by lan-lan no-choice, I am malay and by cyberage, this blog has got all the races you are looking for! Congratulations, now stop searching elsewhere and stay here!'malay girls are worlds beautiful girls': #4
You wish!sample malay wedding website: #10
You want a sample malay wedding or a website for malay wedding samples or a sample website for malay weddings? Because I have neither of them. Go under your block on weekends, if you are a Singaporean, because if you are lucky, you can bump into a LIVE malay wedding at the void decks.dating malay women: #12
You are looking at the date doctor of Singapore himself, my friend… So how can I be of assistance? *flips hair*Then there are others…
malay bermain guli: #1
You want to challenge the number 1 marble king is it? Want to play marble with melayu only ah? Chinese and Indian lu bilis ah?cartoon with an indian speed of the puma: #1
Yup! I was Bravestar. I quit doing the cartoons because of heavy politics in the company and most probably I'll just let the PowerPuff Girls have their way for now. My time had passed anyway and this has been a well kept secret up til now.ancient scandinavian hell: #9
Who the hell looks for ancient scandinavian hell? And why am I ranked at #9 for ancient scandinavian hell? Disappointed visitors must be cursing me to hell.And my personal favourite… ehem…
Male Look of Singapore 2006: #1 in google search
Shhh… Keep it to yourselves. I know… I know… *flips hair*
awan 2:32 pm on May 10, 2006 | # |
uhuh. :)
awan suka lagu robbie williams ‘world most handsome man’.
chot 2:39 pm on May 10, 2006 | # |
Ya lah everything you take. Wait till I put up my own site, then you’ll see. Most handsome singaporean hunk and most georgeous man in singapore will be me! LOL!
Ari 3:51 am on May 11, 2006 | # |
awan:
Ari belum dengar lagi lagu tu… Amacam? Apa lagi? Passing lah… hehe.
chot:
Fyi, I no longer carry the last title. The miss universe page kena de-indexed… Must be you lah!