Earlier today itself I had that question thrown at me from almost anybody I paused for conversation.
Ok, here is the deal:
We are not trying to have a baby but if a baby happen to have us, that is of course, great news.
We are a contrasextive couple, having sex on a contrary. We make love, not babies yet. Maybe we should be expecting love rather than a baby.
Lis is running for congress. Where she can con others with more aggression.
I am walking for congress. I am not as fit as Lis.
Babies will never understand me and I will never understand why they shouldn’t since I am so an open book. Maybe they need to learn how to read first.
I have never in my life lifted a baby from anywhere into my arms and when the day comes that they do not mind being man-handled in my manly ways, I do not mind even triplets… perhaps a guy and 2 girls. Cos girls looking alike are always more kinky than how different guys tried so hard to be special and different. Duh, I’ve already mentioned different twice. See… guys always emphasise on being different. Wait a minute what am I talking about here on those girls being kinky?? They are supposed to be my daughters. Arrgh..
Coming to the fact that I have never lifted or carried babies/infants… yah, I cannot bring myself just yet to gather enough courage to handle that. It’s like asking me to touch a dead cockroach. People have fears, you know and I am people.
So, “When am I having a baby?”
Maybe you should ask me “how” instead. I am a more of a do-er than a planner…
Later babies… here comes my fuck first. Open up, I am cumming in… ahah!
