Ari
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01:36:46 am on June 13, 2007 | # |
Earlier today itself I had that question thrown at me from almost anybody I paused for conversation.
Ok, here is the deal:
We are not trying to have a baby but if a baby happen to have us, that is of course, great news.
We are a contrasextive couple, having sex on a contrary. We make love, not babies yet. Maybe we should be expecting love rather than a baby.
Lis is running for congress. Where she can con others with more aggression.
I am walking for congress. I am not as fit as Lis.
Babies will never understand me and I will never understand why they shouldn’t since I am so an open book. Maybe they need to learn how to read first.
I have never in my life lifted a baby from anywhere into my arms and when the day comes that they do not mind being man-handled in my manly ways, I do not mind even triplets… perhaps a guy and 2 girls. Cos girls looking alike are always more kinky than how different guys tried so hard to be special and different. Duh, I’ve already mentioned different twice. See… guys always emphasise on being different. Wait a minute what am I talking about here on those girls being kinky?? They are supposed to be my daughters. Arrgh..
Coming to the fact that I have never lifted or carried babies/infants… yah, I cannot bring myself just yet to gather enough courage to handle that. It’s like asking me to touch a dead cockroach. People have fears, you know and I am people.
So, “When am I having a baby?”
Maybe you should ask me “how” instead. I am a more of a do-er than a planner…
Later babies… here comes my fuck first. Open up, I am cumming in… ahah!
Asker 1:48 am on June 13, 2007 | # |
So HOW are you having a baby? Care to share?
brennan 10:51 am on June 13, 2007 | # |
It’s a lifelong investment which encompasses education, food and diapers. Very high risk.
Kak Lis 10:52 am on June 13, 2007 | # |
WTF are you talking abt? merepek sak… maybe you should start juggling..
Ari 1:26 pm on June 13, 2007 | # |
Asker: I am going to have it RAW!
brennan: High risk means higher returns.. right?
Kak Lis: I can’t juggle or roller blade or skip for nuts! Maybe I should start being a Master for Baiting!
Kak Lis 6:40 pm on June 13, 2007 | # |
You are THAM!
Hail the Master Baiting!
Ari 6:43 pm on June 13, 2007 | # |
IYESSS! Hail me!!!
The MASTER BAITER!!!!
lunacy 8:50 am on June 14, 2007 | # |
hey u are so right. i can still remember ur fear of infant when u came and visited kimi & me… errr lis, u too right? rest assured, no one is born Pro in Parenting :)
brennan 5:20 pm on June 14, 2007 | # |
Ari = Infanophobia?
yanni 2:34 pm on June 17, 2007 | # |
to have a baby is not so easy, you got to be financially ready and must always work together with your wife hand in hand to bring up the baby, to groom your child to be a good and useful person. a lot of parents failed to do that, they only care about themselves, their daily social lives or too career-minded.
Ari 9:37 pm on June 17, 2007 | # |
lunacy: But I am a very well trained parent… only to adults..
brennan: Infantoshittophobia!! heh..
yanni: Wow… you are so serious. Although I know you are merely generalising, what makes you think I can’t be the above? and why? and how??
yanni 10:50 am on June 18, 2007 | # |
ari – wei, i dont mean that you can’t make it. you so sensitive lah… dont be petty k. im talking generally and all i meant that you should think it carefully. its good to see you are back in blogging world again!!! have a good monday!
Ari 1:36 pm on June 18, 2007 | # |
So now I am petty???
hehe.. just kidding. U have a great monday too!
Wifey 11:56 pm on June 18, 2007 | # |
wanna make lovey tonight? ;p
Ari 4:15 am on June 19, 2007 | # |
huh? Tonight as in today’s night? Is it?
awan 1:04 pm on June 27, 2007 | # |
i can help. i mean to handle the baby. :p
Doink 6:10 pm on July 2, 2007 | # |
having a baby is no easy task.. yes true. having a baby needs a good planning financially & emotionally.. very true indeed. but you’ll definately get the ‘hang’ of it when you have one and planning will eventually comes later. but its up to individual really.
annur 3:07 pm on September 4, 2007 | # |
you’re married?! ok that was a bit off topic. and stupid.